2. "There was a moose blocking my driveway" is an acceptable reason for being late for work or school.
3. Dressing up means putting on your cleanest flannel shirt.
4. Nobody seems to notice or care if you're at a social event wearing a camouflage hunting shirt, Carhartts, steel-toed boots, and a dirty baseball cap and you haven't shaven all week.
5. You know at least seven ways to serve moose.
6. You know if you tell your kids to "be home by dark" you won't see them until Fall.
7. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
9. You've ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time.
10. Your four food groups are fish, moose, Spam, and beer.
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ReplyDelete1. Texas seems awfully small and crowded.
2. "There was a moose blocking my driveway" is an acceptable reason for being late for work or school.
3. Dressing up means putting on your cleanest flannel shirt.
4. Nobody seems to notice or care if you're at a social event wearing a camouflage hunting shirt, Carhartts, steel-toed boots, and a dirty baseball cap and you haven't shaven all week.
5. You know at least seven ways to serve moose.
6. You know if you tell your kids to "be home by dark" you won't see them until Fall.
7. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
9. You've ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time.
10. Your four food groups are fish, moose, Spam, and beer.