Not-So-Frequently-Asked Questions (about Chicken, Alaska)
Q. We will be visiting Alaska in June is there a place we would either hook up our motor home to or a place for us to shower etc.? Barb Hulst Zeeland, Michigan
A. Yes, we call this place "Fairbanks."
Q. How far is it to Toronto from there? Pat Cunliffe, West Vancouver, BC, Canada
A. I don't know, but I'm asked that all the time. Pretty far I imagine.
Q. I am worried that if we move to Chicken, my children will have to marry each other. What are your laws about inbreeding? Jennifer, VA Beach
A. Jennifer, have you considered how convenient it would be to look for dates right at your family reunion?
Q. We passed through the thriving metropolis of Chicken in 1995 and we were very impressed. What we want to know is , if we decide to come through again in a couple of years, will Chicken be so crowded that you would recommend reservations far ahead of time for food and gas services? -Karen and Dave Sandeman, Calgary, Alberta
A. Good question Karen and Dave. What with the Olympics, the World's Fair, and the Calgary Stampede seriously considering Chicken as their new location, you may want to call ahead - as soon as we get phones.
Q. Will the citizens of Chicken, Alaska be able to see Star Wars New Edition? -Frank Geary, Pottstown, PA
A. Most of the citizens of Chicken have yet to see the original release.
Q. Does everybody in Chicken wear that same red flannel shirt? -Jerry Evjen, Silicon Valley
A. Not at the same time.
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